Tuesday, June 16, 2009

The Things I've Learned From Dora The Explorer ™


The Things I've Learned
From Dora The Explorer ™

  1. There are never more than two obstacles standing between you and your destination in life.
  2. Inanimate objects aren't so inanimate and many of them speak Spanish.
  3. Dancing like the animal will allow you to pass all manner of ferocious beasts.
  4. Gates and doors will open of their own power if you only tell them too... usually in Spanish.
  5. When bulls get the hiccups they fall on their ass every time. Hic-Boom-Oh!
  6. You can stop someone from mugging you by telling them three times in rapid succession not to.
  7. If you are mugged, don't worry about it. Your belongings are probably stuck up in a nearby tree and you only have to figure out how to retrieve them... a minor inconvenience really.
  8. Backpacks can really hold a lot more than what is advertised.
  9. Maps can change their appearance to show precisely where you want to go and supply you with a list of the no more than two obstacles that will stand in your way.
  10. It is perfectly acceptable to allow little girls to go traversing all across the world as long as they are accompanied by a talking monkey.

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