From Dora The Explorer ™
- There are never more than two obstacles standing between you and your destination in life.
- Inanimate objects aren't so inanimate and many of them speak Spanish.
- Dancing like the animal will allow you to pass all manner of ferocious beasts.
- Gates and doors will open of their own power if you only tell them too... usually in Spanish.
- When bulls get the hiccups they fall on their ass every time. Hic-Boom-Oh!
- You can stop someone from mugging you by telling them three times in rapid succession not to.
- If you are mugged, don't worry about it. Your belongings are probably stuck up in a nearby tree and you only have to figure out how to retrieve them... a minor inconvenience really.
- Backpacks can really hold a lot more than what is advertised.
- Maps can change their appearance to show precisely where you want to go and supply you with a list of the no more than two obstacles that will stand in your way.
- It is perfectly acceptable to allow little girls to go traversing all across the world as long as they are accompanied by a talking monkey.
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